Yes, you; trying to pretend like I haven't seen you checking me out.
This is me.
Up there.
Right at the top.
Hello...
I hope you weren’t expecting to find out lots of deep and meaningful things about me here.
I mean, either you already know me, in which case what could I possibly add here, or... you're one of those really scary strangers that I've always been told not to talk to.
Why is there anything here in the first place?
Well... I sort of didn't have a choice.
One of the side effects of owning a place like this is there's an expectation that there will be something here.
If this was back in the good old days of analog, what you'd see here would be static.
But we aren't, so you don't.
I guess that's it really.
If you know me and want to drop me a line.
I mean, well... you already know how to contact me.
It will be nice to hear from you.
If not, well... erm... oh well.
As you've managed to make it this far, either something I've said has managed to raise a brief smile, or you have an incredibly low boredom threshold.
Just saying...
See you around (or not...)